Disney or Bust
We
persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s
performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for
apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar & we’ll chEAR.
Our
friends ask--why Disney, are you sick & deprived? Because it’s like
Neverland, adults are kids again & our dreams come alive! This magical
place brings us laughter & treasure, monorails galore & so much
pleasure. It’s an absolute vacation that we all adore, get an annual pass &
you can enjoy more.
I salute
the Disney freaks out there & raise our flag to you - stars & stripes
neither here nor there, just fun furry characters everywhere! So with pride we
fly our freak flag high into the air & wave it like we just don’t care.
Give us
the choice of the First Family of the United States or being the First Family
of Magic Kingdom-our choice is clear - even if you bribed us with a cold beer.
There would be shanghaied military secrets, if Disney dorks were in charge,
easily revealed with promises of Fastpasses at large.
All we
ask for is Magic & Fantasy--is that such a crime? No bread & water for
us, just Mickey pancakes & Tonga Toast--if we’re doing time. Walt Disney
World arches are the first thing we see, when entering this special place to
be--Welcome home is the next & dearest to us. Faith Trust & Pixie Dust
are a must, that’s why our motto is “Disney or bust!”
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