Friday, November 22, 2013

Honorary Gal Dawn is Back With her Disney Rap of the Week

Disney or Bust

We persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar & we’ll chEAR.

Our friends ask--why Disney, are you sick & deprived? Because it’s like Neverland, adults are kids again & our dreams come alive! This magical place brings us laughter & treasure, monorails galore & so much pleasure. It’s an absolute vacation that we all adore, get an annual pass & you can enjoy more.

I salute the Disney freaks out there & raise our flag to you - stars & stripes neither here nor there, just fun furry characters everywhere! So with pride we fly our freak flag high into the air & wave it like we just don’t care.

Give us the choice of the First Family of the United States or being the First Family of Magic Kingdom-our choice is clear - even if you bribed us with a cold beer. There would be shanghaied military secrets, if Disney dorks were in charge, easily revealed with promises of Fastpasses at large.

All we ask for is Magic & Fantasy--is that such a crime? No bread & water for us, just Mickey pancakes & Tonga Toast--if we’re doing time. Walt Disney World arches are the first thing we see, when entering this special place to be--Welcome home is the next & dearest to us. Faith Trust & Pixie Dust are a must, that’s why our motto is “Disney or bust!”

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